Love can sometimes make us do incredibly stupid things. For one Chinese man, his expression of affection made Van Gogh’s little stunt look sane.
The Metro reports that Gou Wen, 22, sent the affection of his life a bottle of his own sperm as a token of his adoration. Despite it being essentially the most insane, and sort of disgusting, technique to show one’s love, the lady accepted the gift. Unfortunately, she thought it was moisturizer and didn’t even realize what it was until after she had smeared it over half her face.
Upon discovering what had happened, Zeng Lin, 19, had Wen arrested. He’ll be forced to pay her $300 for her trouble, and the inevitable therapy with a purpose to come from this opportunity encounter.
Strangely enough, it doesn’t seem that Wen is a psychopath, but rather only a confused man that basically doesn’t understand how to precise his feelings. He’s quoted as saying: “i like her such a lot but she didn’t realize it and that i didn’t understand how to inform her, so I did that thinking it was the final method to show love.” He even admitted he was wrong, and said that he would “find otherwise” to win her love.
I don’t think Lin would be accepting any further gifts anytime soon, but maybe they’ll occasion down the line. They are able to then look back and feature a huge laugh over the time he sent her a bottle of his semen. It’d be a hell of a narrative to inform the teenagers.